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Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.24/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

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salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm
haha


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees


HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !




INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




FEMALE VALETS -




U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal


TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...


ARE YOU AN OPTIMIST OR A PESSIMIST? - I have 3 bullets left. So tell me. Is my gun half EMPTY or half FULL?


TAGS: gun bullets optimist pessimist
Rating: 4.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:03 pm
Whoa... Nice a***ogy with poster! 5L, and favoring.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:52 am
Half ****ed if the bullets are still in his hand. Serious, nice composition, Steve. 5L


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




ELEPHANTS - because mfflmf fglrm fflrgl mmfgffmrfdf


TAGS: lets go elephant diving
Rating: 3.21/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 21, 2009, 8:31 pm
That is giving an enema of an entirely different magnitude.


Dodging a Bullet -




public restrooms -


TAGS: public restrooms toilets forget it
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:58 am
…like in a Tarantino movie scene?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:30 am
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be caught a traitor.


ROSES -




YOU SAY YOU'RE SMART -


TAGS: lets find out
Rating: 3.36/5

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Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:47 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, I was just going off of Playboy's Unabashed Encyclopedia on their favorite women's leg coverings. The four stages being socks, skin, stockings, and support hose.
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2010, 8:27 am
Best response ever Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 9:57 pm
I didn't forget......only girls wear socks ...you f***ing pantywaist..... or maybe I forgot.....you f***ing pantywaist....
Anonymous2 - July 26, 2010, 9:32 pm
On #4, Mooooooooooooooooooo forgot about socks.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:36 pm
#2 - dweeb
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm not smart.....but I can Google.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
1 Boxing.....2. Dwarf,Dwell, dwindle.....3. Lettuce.......4.sandals, snow shoes, shoes, slippers, sneakers, skis, stockings, sabots


OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

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Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


NIGHTSHIFT FACE -




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: malt giblets cooking
Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:35 am
lol Scorpion, always on the lookout for 'neathage.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
A five out of five for fighting the good fight, brother.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
Or a really short cut-off T-Shirt
culos - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
Preferably not, a French maids apron would suffice.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
No.
thatonechick - November 26, 2009, 9:14 am
I wear a bra when I cook. Should I not?


BONFIRE - Witches just taste too damn good




MOSQUITO BITES - Much worse for little kids.


TAGS: yum yum lets eat
Rating: 2.3/5

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Mr. Shiny - April 28, 2010, 7:31 pm
That one is. thankfully its the only one of that size I have ever seen.
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 4:04 pm
Weird. Are all the mosquitos that big there?
Mr. Shiny - April 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
nice pic. I live 7 miles from there.


NEO - The ability to dodge bullets combined with his ability to get any girl you want




OPENING DAY -


TAGS: lets play some baseball forgot i made this
Rating: 4.62/5

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camden - April 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
what else is new?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:32 pm
ball girls?....You're into some weird **** Cubby.
Cubbybear - April 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where are the ball girls?


BUGGING OUT -




OCEAN CROSSING -


TAGS: and it s got some kinda clone so hoist up the john b and lets get out of here
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

NathanKett - October 9, 2009, 6:30 pm
A /New Zealand zorb ball :D I never thought about trying it out in water
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
This - Look's fun as hell.


BULLETS - They cannot harm me!


TAGS: batfink bullets
Rating: 2.26/5

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AmanoJaku77 - May 19, 2009, 9:19 pm
Dang, I thought I was the only person who remembered this guy. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Dave - November 25, 2008, 1:29 pm
ohyeah, thnx =) i remember it now and looked it up on youtube. very cheesy but i liked it back in the days
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 2:03 am
Batfink. It sort of spoofed the Green Hornet and Batman all at once.It was cheesy, but I am getting sort of nostalgic.
Dave - November 24, 2008, 5:19 pm
who's this again? I've seen it on tv but cant remember the name


Why...Huh? -


TAGS: superman defenses question bullets guns
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L


Evidence -


TAGS: thieves police evidence toilets stolen
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:34 am
Thanks sod...another person, besides me that appreciates the fine art a sh*tty pun when he reads 1 ;D
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:31 am
Seriously? At least you guys have an option to sit or stand at the toilet. Me, not so much teehee. Thanks Jesus!
Oldsod - July 19, 2014, 10:29 pm
Pri55y...that has got to be the worst pun I've heard all day. WELL DONE!!!!!!!
JesusWept - July 19, 2014, 8:54 pm
Wow! That must have been a very ****ty day....so to speak. 5 full bladders.


Teh interwebz -


TAGS: its a beautiful day outside so log on and look at pics of it lets go for a picnic online
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 28, 2014, 9:50 pm
You need to be hanging in a bag of liquid.
GaryO - September 28, 2014, 5:26 pm
'bout time you laid yer stuff down, Silvie


OUR ESTEEMED MODERATORS -


TAGS: roast a mod day hell lets roast em all grey was ano show iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - March 9, 2011, 11:14 pm

huge 5L ice...lol


LONG SHOTS -


TAGS: lets talk business propositions
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:54 pm
5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.
Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:14 pm
Emcellent.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amsome!


BANG! ZOOM! - A Day at Coney Island without Ralph Cramden




QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -


TAGS: lets really think the motifake thru before you hit upload
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:14 pm
Preach on, Face, preach on!
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:55 pm
Someone has seen the light :-)
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm
Perfect poster!
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 2:58 pm
LMAO! Is that one of those old Christmas lights? They gave off more heat than light anyway. Great poster Faceplant.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
PM
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:37 pm
Irony?
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:24 pm
LMAO at the irony.


FACEPLANT31 -


TAGS: lets all hope he makes it to faceplant32
Rating: 4.14/5

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Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
ROR! Touche' aggy.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:28 pm
There's a short-bus full of droolers who might disagree with you... if they could.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:21 pm
Helmets are for smart people.
Dariodee - March 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
No helmet...
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
Thank you good sir! 5L and fav'd.


GENDER EQUALITY -




NOW SON... - There are sober kids in India that would give their right arm for what you have left in that glass... Now DRINK!




GREAT IDEAS -


TAGS: lets see what my attorney thinks ok
Rating: 3.54/5

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Current Resident - October 15, 2009, 11:10 am
I liked it, but then again, I like anything to do with beer. Good poster. Cheers. 5L


A WIFE? - Murderer, killer, terrorist, evil, wicked... playa.




LIFE -


TAGS: lets just say i m staying in the 3rd qtr of my life
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:37 pm
Easier to just move to Vegas. 5L


DOING TIME -




THE WORLD CUP - Let's hope it's the Nut-Cup world for this sorry bastard.


TAGS: lets just say he has a swelled head
Rating: 3.27/5

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jinks - June 21, 2010, 9:11 am
"I'm sure thats the wrong ball". Sounds like a joke comment. But sorry it really is the wrong ball. Shrugs


QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded


TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "b***er knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Hmmmm.


PROVERBS - Better Late Then Never.


TAGS: lets see who gets the joke march assignment proverbs clocks
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - March 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
The spelling nazi in me hates you...but I love the idea.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:19 pm
Did I get it?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:19 pm
Than?


NEGOTIATIONS -


TAGS: letsgetbibilicalbiblicalletmehearyourbibletalk
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:31 am
And Pharoah did mull it over some.


REGRETS -




MUCH LIKE SUPERMAN, - with the addition of various items that in no way altered his appearance, Grand Master Fu became totally unrecognizable.


TAGS: ninja doctor in disguise lets try this again
Rating: 2.62/5

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MrBlack - February 27, 2010, 4:59 pm
Ninjas can't catch ye if yer on fire.
Glumerlink - February 27, 2010, 4:26 pm
That's Doctor McNinja (see: http://drmcninja.com/) And he is epic xD
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 3:24 am
Uncanny.


MULTIPLE BIRTHS -




THE "LET'S GO ALREADY" EFFECT - When you forget how badly your friend drives until you are speeding and weaving down the road. On the wrong side.




Git it awn -


TAGS: lets git it aw awn
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - July 13, 2015, 11:42 am
Been kinda busy. I do drop by now and then
GaryO - July 13, 2015, 6:57 am
Hoped you'd like it. Thank ye, mate. Where ya been?
Sho - July 12, 2015, 11:48 pm
This is gold. Well played, Mr Gary. 5/f
MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 10:58 pm
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun. Rubber ducky...that's it then the nasty images of foam filled body parts of Ernie & Burt are in bed with Sho! Gawd I need a 5L drink!
rerun - July 12, 2015, 8:52 pm

No wonder I drink
GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:00 pm
I did...famous shrink...couldn't help him
Bandit5906 - July 12, 2015, 6:39 pm
Ever considered therapy? Justa thought!
GaryO - July 12, 2015, 4:16 pm
No, no there wasn't, and it didn't try to hurt me, either.
Greeny - July 12, 2015, 3:34 pm
Let me guess - there was an incident with your squeaky bath toy last night before bed, right?


Apple -


TAGS: apple gates tablets technology electronics
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2016, 6:52 am
Thanks, Push---I couldn't resist!
Pushkin - June 1, 2016, 12:01 am
Good one, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:48 am
Limited edition. There was only two. chuckle, chuckle. ^!


Merry Cthulhumas -


TAGS: xmas cthulhu lets show some love for the elder gods ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
This pretty much covers the holidays from Oct thru Jan
Sho - December 26, 2014, 10:37 pm
looks like the cover of some kind of fairy tale book lol
JesusWept - December 26, 2014, 11:25 am
LOL very cool! L L L L L


Advancements -


TAGS: tablets p*** advancements kung fu
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:51 am
Fu-Devil, I just choked on my coffee! That's baaaaaaad! I LUV puns! 5 howling lions!


Drugstore Shopping #2 -


TAGS: commode liners toilets
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:07 pm
Well I know that NOW. Meanwhile, I'm learning a costly lesson in what digested curry smells like.
freasy - November 2, 2016, 11:21 am
they are right next to the plastic toilets
JesusWept - November 2, 2016, 8:40 am
You live and learn LOL ^^^^^Up
concern3 - November 2, 2016, 6:17 am
funny, UP yours


And In The End -




Lumpiest Moats -




Rest Rooms -


TAGS: saudi arabia toilets gender
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2015, 12:23 pm
Aha, I see what you did there.


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